Week Six

Greetings, browsers of the Internet. I have nothing to say in the introduction this week. I now give you, the comics.
Baldo: A completely incoherent and text-free piece of comic crap.
Bound and Gagged: I wonder if the authors of this and the previous strip have organized to make no sense and be utter failures today.
Close to Home: So three cartoonists were involved in this sizzling soup of stupidity.
Crankshaft: This makes four idiots, all flying together in this utter incoherent crap.
Dennis the Menace: Dennis wants a new car with properties that cars have had since 2000. Wow. Way to be modern, Mr. Ketcham.
Family Circus: The kids enjoy playing at home. Kill this strip now!
For Better or for Worse: The kids like amusement parks. On a semi unrelated note, I have just now realized that Lizzie has a severe issue talking using more than four words, and must ask if she is mentally challenged.
Fred Basset: Fred hates running. I think strips over 50 years old should be illegal for their failure to be funny.
Marmaduke: The brain dead mutt likes cook outs. This strip's repetitive nature is starting to rival Family Circus's.
Mutts: And five cartoonists were in on the incoherent stupidity.
Pearls Before Swine: Not surprisingly, today's first funny strip.
Pickles: A nauseating image of Earl half naked is what made this strip slide down from two and a half stars to zero.
Pluggers: More hypocrisy from Mr. Brookins. More sadness at the failure of comics from me.
Rose is Rose: Pasquale has a dream he is in an alien looking space ship with an angel. Maybe while the cartoonists of this miserable failure work on their Prozac addiction, Pasquale can work on his pot addiction.
Sally Forth: For the first time in months, Sally isn't yacking away in colossal dialogue bubbles. The strip still isn't good, just more like one and a half stars in stead of a half.
And on that note, I'll see you next Sunday, where some will be loved, some will be hated, and some will go without mention.