Greetings, browsers of the Internet. Once again, I have nothing to say, except that, seeing as we have yet to get an email in the inbox of ComicsCurmudgeon@gmail.com, I will no longer do the Wednesday question responding I was planning to do. I now give you, the comics:
Close to Home: A man is stranded in the ocean and sharks are about to attack him. But, of course, they're nurse sharks, so he'll be fine. On a completely unrelated note, I think this is the first time that Bound and Gagged has been neutral.
Crankshaft: The geezer hires someone to mow his lawn, and, here comes the funny part, the lawnmower is broken when he's done!!! Ahahahahahahahaha!!! So funny it's not.
Dennis the Menace: Dennis and his father don't like to do chores. Once again, so funny it's not.
Family Circus: For whatever reason, the kids' mom thinks that this country has a good future because her kids and their Friends play with dolls and draw rockets.
For Better or For Worse: The mother thinks she's ugly. Who would call this humor?
Fred Basset: Fred's owner is lazy. Why are all the 50 year old strips describing common personality traits? Wait, the mom in Family Circus is the only thing in the world that believes we can be safe with dolls and drawings even worse in quality than she is.
Marmaduke: Because they respect the mutt, the mutt's family is apparently "spoiling him rotten".
Mutts: Earl doesn't know first grade math. Is the joke that he's an idiot?
Pearls Before Swine: As usual, the only funny strip in the funnies. Well, maybe Tundra will be good, but who's to say?
Pluggers: More hypocrisy.
Rose is Rose: Rose doesn't like rain. Hi-larious.
Tundra: Nope, I was wrong. It's a neutral one.
And on that note, I'll see you next Sunday, where some will be loved, some will be hated, and some(hopefully less) will go without mention.
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