Week One

Hello, viewers. Obviously, that needs some work. I'll try to think of something better next week. But for now, I give you my opinions on comics (remember, if I find a comic neutral, it will not appear)
Adam @ Home: Leaning towards funny. The kids are discussing how nice it would be to have a Popsicle, but their laziness prevents them from buying one. in the end, the boy exclaims: "If only science could answer this conundrum!" The girl replies with: "If only I knew what conundrum meant!"
Baldo: The gag is that his pudgy friend likes ice cream.
Bound and Gagged: What? Just, what?
Close to Home: Two boys launch an asteroid across their nieghborhood. Mr. McPherson, please retire early.
Crankshaft: The geezer destroys his house with a leaf blower. Tell me how that's funny, please.
Dennis the Menace: An utter failure at being hip. Mr. Wilson vents about his hatred for the Internet by mentioning the words browser, cookie and tweeting.
Family Circus: Mr. Keane, the kids are not cute or funny. They are annoying and stupid. Do me a favor and join Mr. McPherson in retirement.
For Better or For Worse: The mother starts a bath and the phone rings. Michael refuses to answer and the mother has to go answer in a towel. The gag: Beats me. Call me cynical, but I find this every day life.
Fred Basset: Fred enjoys seeing other dogs. May a lightning bolt strike Graham.
Get Fuzzy: Call it an annoying recurring gag, but I am a sucker for Bucky criticising Satchel and Rob and ultimately failing at something that later appears. In this case, eating raw bacon.
Marmaduke: The mutt finds a cute dog who rejects him. She accepts him after he gives her a bone. The woman complains to her husband. Uuuuuugggghhhhh, the lack of humor... I think it's getting to me...
Mother Goose and Grim: Yet another failure to be hip. Two Native Americans are looking at a computer and one says "he says he's storing all our messages in his cloud."
Mutts: The main character can make shapes with his tail. I am utterly amazed.
One Big Happy: The kids are dissing vampires. Ha, ha, ha.
Pearls Before Swine: Call me biased, but I've loved this strip for years. I believe Stephan Pastis to be the king of the funnies. I may just end up repeating this week after week, but his strip has affected me so that I tend to laugh even at his ultra-rare terrible jokes. So, I shall copy and paste this sentence into every Sunday: Pure comedy gold.
Pluggers: Huh?
Rose Is Rose: Rose isn't as good at swinging as she was as a little girl. Mr. Brady, Ms. Wimmer, you've had enough Prozac.
On that happy note, I'll see you next Sunday, where some will be loved, some will be hated, and some will go without mention.